A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
He says to her, "What's going on?"
She say's, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!" ======================================================================
If you speak three languages, you're trilingual.
If you speak two languages, you're bilingual.
If you speak one language, you're American ======================================================================
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.
Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression... In America we call it golf. ======================================================================
A man and his wife were havin