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The agent of a beautiful actress discovered one day that the
actress had been selling her body for 100 dollars a night. The agent,
who had long lusted after her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so
easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned
him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.
She agreed to spend the night with him but said that he would have to
pay her the same 100 dollars that the other customers did.
He scratches his head, considered it, and then asked, "Don't I even get
my agent's 10% as a deduction?"
"No siree," she said. "if you want it, you're going to have to pay
full price for it just lke the other Johns."
The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.
That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a
local nightclub. The agent made love to her at midnight, after
turning out all the lights.
At 1 a.m., she was awakened again. And again, she was vigorously
done. In a little while, she was awakened again, and again she
was made love to again. The actress was impressed with her
"My goodness," she whispered in the dark, "you are so virile. I
never realized how lucky I was to have you for my agent."
"I'm not your agent, lady," a strange voice answered. "He's at
the door selling tickets."
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your
mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.
A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing
nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of
the delivery room holding a black baby.
"Is it yours?" she asks the Italian."Certainly not," he retorts.
"Yours?" she asks the Pole, who vigorously denies paternity.
"How about you?" she asks the Jew.
"Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife burns everything."
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his
mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy
this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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