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A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies,
"Okay, but it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most
beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
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Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the
one that will get you home earlier.
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After church on Sunday morning, Little Johnny suddenly announced to his
mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us," his mother said, "But what made you decide to be
a minister?"

"Well," Little Johnny replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday
anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than
to sit still and listen."
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A 60 year old guy goes to the doctor and hears the bad news that he
has contracted AIDS. He's really depressed and heads to the nearest
bar and orders a shot and a beer chaser.
The guy on the next stool says
"Hey old timer, why the sad face?" The old guys says he just received
the bad news that he's got AIDS at 60.
"Shit, that's nothin'" says his new friend, "I got Lucent at 70"
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
You call them up and tell them you can't cum.
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Show me a milk man in high heels and I'll show you a Dairy Queen.
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