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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much
jollier, than the people who have to wait for them.
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A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his
father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"
The father answered immediately,
"I don't know. No male has lived that long yet."
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According to 'Men's Health' magazine, the average man has had sex in a
car 15 times. That's something to keep in mind next time you're looking
for a used car.
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What do you call a women that wants sex as much as you do ?
A dream
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Fearing that she might be a hemophiliac, the prostitute went to see
her doctor.
"It's awful," she says. "Every time I get even a small cut, it takes
days for the bleeding to stop."
"I see," said the physician. "And how much do you lose when you get
your period?"
She thought for a moment, then answered, "About five grand."
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Bill walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of Viagra. The
pharmacist says "Do you have a prescription?" Bill says, "No, but
here's a picture of my wife."
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This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed
laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth
do you think you're doing?"
She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts
of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied
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