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Gene & Joan are on the brink of divorce and decides to go visit a
marriage counselor.

The counselor asks the wife what is the problem.

Joan responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

Gene replies, " Well not exactly, it's she that suffers, not me."
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At the counter, a woman was complaining about the
departure time, saying, "Young man, I could stick a feather in
my damn ass and get there faster."

The clerk smiled and said, "Madam, the runways are clear."
You are free to take off!
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What kind of sign does a prostitute hang on her door when she goes on
vacation?
"GO SCREW YOURSELF!"
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Jim and I were talking the other day at work.
Jim said, "My wife gave me religion."
"Really?" I replied.
"Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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A blonde wanted to learn how to sky dive. She got an instructor and
started lessons.
The instructor told the blonde to jump out of the plane and pull her
rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out
right behind her so that they would go down together.
The blonde understood and was ready.

The time came to have the blonde to jump from the air plane.
The instructor reminded her that he would be right behind her.
The blonde proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air
for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by
jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the
parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the blonde.

The blonde seeing this yelled, as she undid the straps to her
parachute,
"So you wanna race, eh?"
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Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies?
He had to his wife kept getting pregnant
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One night Scott was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered
back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door.
However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake,
surprising a woman sitting on the can.

"This is for ladies!" she screamed!!

Scott waved his Dick at her and said, "So is this!"
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