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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife
was becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try
'playing doctor' for an hour? That's what I do," said Irving.
"Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an
"Just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!"
What do women and tax forms have in common?
Men love to cheat on them.
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said,"We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
The Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar,
when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise
to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here
find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow.
"My wife doesn't have a