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Top 5 Lies Women Tell :
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I'm cumming!!! I'm cumming!!!
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty
soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental
clinic after hours.
But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each
other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."
"No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides,
we've been fucking for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."
"True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"
This couple just got maried, so the husband thought he would lay down
the rules to his new bride. He said "Honey, when you want to make
love to me Yank On My Cock Once, When you don't Yank on it 57 times."
For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came
home from work. After some careful consideration she decided to strip
naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at
He walks through the kitchen, places his lunchbox down, and hears his
wife say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic. After a
quick peek, he immediately he says, "Leftovers again!"
The Mother was concerned that perhaps her daughter was not only not
quite as chaste as she should be, but lately, didn't even seem to be
Trying to open a conversation on the subject of morals she asked,
"Susan, do you know where bad girls go ?"
"Sure Mom." the daughter replied. "Anywhere they want!"
A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a
package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his
car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms,
"that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I thought I'd
gone deaf."