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My Wife put some magic back in our marriage - she disappeared!
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Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted
a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched
him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up
to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him. However,
his face was so covered with mud that she bent over and unzipped his pants. She remarked, "Well, he's not my husband."

The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, "Your right,
he's not your husband."

The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, bent over to
look and said, "He's not from our village."
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Mark: You know Joe, I made love to my wife last night for the first
time in two months!

Joe: Two months?! That's a long time! I'm really glad to hear that
things are better for you and your wife.

Mark: Well...actually we almost made love.

Joe: ALMOST?! How can you ALMOST make love?

Mark: Well, I found out afterwards that my wife was just using me to
time an egg.
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The teacher asks her young students, "Can any of you use the words
green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?"

Little Mary raises her hand and says, "My mom's flowers are green,
pink, and yellow."

The teacher says, "Very good Mary!"

Then Billy raises his hand. He says, "Last night we had cake with
green, pink, and yellow frosting."

The teacher says, "Very good Billy!"

Then Little Pablo raises his hand. He says, "The phone go green,
green; I pink up the phone and say, 'Yellow!'"
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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and
asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of
nowhere.
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Very distinguished looking, elegantly-dressed individual hails a taxicab. Cabbie says, "So where do you want to go to?" The fare replies,
"My good man, I am a professor of the English language, and you have
just committed an egregious faux pas. It is grammatically incorrect to
end a sentence with a preposition. As you may or may not know, the word
"to" is a preposition. I implore you to correct this embarrassing error -
please try to reconstitute the sentence in such a way that it does not end
with the word "to," I beg of you."

Cabbie looks at the man for a moment, and then says "All right."

"So where do you want to go to - asshole!!"
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A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and said, "my house is on fire!"
The man on the phone said, "Well, can you tell me how we get there?"
She said, "Duhhh!!! In the big red trucks!"
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A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.
After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard
working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office,
"But why?"he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise."

"No," she said.

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her
underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this
before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his,
and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only
do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
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An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in
Korea for his first time.
While the rest of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the red
light district, the sailor just can't get up the nerve to ask the local
girls how much it costs for a good time.

He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a
"I'm gonna get laid" plan.
One of the local girls approaches him and asks
"Wat is yew name?"
He replies "Rick Venus"
She says "Lick Penus?"
He says "Sure how much?"
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