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"I ain't ready to get married," Sam Rush told his buddy, Joe.

"But, when I do, I want a gal who's an economist in the
kitchen, a sweet lady when we've got company and a fireball in
the bedroom."

Well, time passed and Sam did get married. One day he again
ran into Joe.

"How's life with you, Sam?" Joe asked.
"Fine and dandy, Joe. I done got myself hitched."
"Great! And is she just like the gal you described to me?"

"Not exactly. I sure enough did get all the qualities in my
wife that I wanted. But they came a little bit mixed. Jenny's a
fireball in the kitchen, a sweet lady when we got company, but
she's an economist in the bedroom.
A guy goes into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of
his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you're not eating right"
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in
half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each
had half of them.

Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and
set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his
wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and
everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."