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Ya know, if guys had a period,
they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons...
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What do you call a woman without an asshole?
Divorced.
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Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to
dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks
"Momma what are those?" She replies
"Son those are my breasts," as she turns her back to him he asks
"Momma what is that?" she replies
"Son that is my derriere." As she turns to slip on her robe he spies
her nether region and asks
"Momma what is that?" She replies
"That son is none of your business!"
Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in
from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom,
"Hey honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies "None of your business."
The son shaking his head says "YUCK!"
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The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride
stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.
"Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively.
"And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."
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A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots.
She downs the first one
"This is for the shame", and then the second one
"This is for the glory."
She then orders two more shots.
She drinks the first one "This is for the shame" and then the second
one "This is for the glory."
She is about to order two more shots when the bartender stops her.
"Ma'am, I was just wondering ... what's this about shame and glory?"
"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework naked. But when I bent
over to pick something up, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."
"That must be the shame," the bartender said.
"No, that was the glory. The shame is when we got locked together and
he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."
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A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together,
doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel
when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one
from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the
door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees
all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared,
and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his
anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's
what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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