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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey,
I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again
the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
Sadie and Esther, two elderly widows, are sitting, people-watching, in a Catskill hotel lobby.
"You know, " says Sadie, "I've been reading this "'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is mutual orgasm; mutual orgasm here, mutual orgasm there, that's all they talk about. Tell me, Esther, when your husband was alive, did you ever have mutual orgasm?
"No," says Ester, "I think we had Allstate."
Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road.
"I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pull
the old 'out of gas' routine."
"No," said Fred, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine."
"The 'here after' routine-----what's that?", she wanted to know.
"If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the
remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,
"I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said,
"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
A man and his wife in court was getting a divorce. The problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up an said: 'Your Honour! I brought the child into the
world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.
The Judge turns to the husband an says ' What do you have to say in
The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly rose.
'Your Honour! If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out...whose Pepsi is it..the machine's or mine?