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A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Women! First they marry you for your money.... then they divorce you for it!
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A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy", she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here", she said, pointing to
the bottom of her tummy.
"I don't believe you", he said, "you'll have to show me".
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
"Gee, you're right", he said.
"I've been eating a lot of chicken, perhaps I'm getting feathers too".
"Well, I'd better have a look," she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's
too late for you, you've already grown a long neck and giblets too"!
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Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher
decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents. When she
rang the bell, Little Johnny answered.

"I'd like to talk to your mother or father," she said.

"Sorry, but they ain't here."

"Little Johnny!" she said, "what is it with your grammar?"

"Beats me," he replied, "but dad sure was mad that they had t'go bail
her out again!"
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This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients,
he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a
rented tuxedo with black tie.
The doctor says "I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo before. What's the story?"
To which the fellow responds "If I'm gonna BE im-potent, I'm gonna LOOK
im-potent!"
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The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my
girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floats a 6 inches abov'a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze lovewith ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body
and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12
inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Redneck says, "That's nothing buddy. When I've finished doin
it to myolady I get out of bed, walks over to the window and wipes
my dick on the curtains.
She hits the freaking roof!!!"
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