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A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.
The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business.
Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."
The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted
you to know that your intended grandchild just fell out of the window!"
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;
forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go Woo-Whoo!
One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased some refreshments and showed his date to her seat.
Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on the man's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this is getting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?"
"Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.
A blonde walked into up to an airport ticket counter and asked
to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of
Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the
services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and
talking about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyone
started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving . . . seemingly
oblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate Enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yup, sure do."
Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was more than a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48
The Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss, OH YESSSS!"
The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO!"
The Spiritual Orgasm: "Oh god, Ohh goddd, OH GODDD!"
The Fake Orgasm: "Oh Richard, Ohh richard,Oh Reeeechaaaaard!!!!!
The Indian Classical Orgasm : 'Nahi Nahiiii Nahii....'
The Rock 'N Roll Orgasm : 'O Baby, O baby.... O baby'
The Heavy Metal Orgasm : 'C'mon Honey, Go Johnny,Yeah Baby, Deeper
Honey, Comin baby, EEEEaaahh, EEyyyeEAAh, Yeeeaah..'
The Instrumental Orgasm : 'Ooonnnh, OooOOONNNNh, eeeEEEeAAAAaoOOhh'
The Alternative Orgasm : 'O Shit O Fuck OShiiit O Fuck OooohShhhhhiiit...