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Some people are pessimists, they think the glass is half empty.
Some people are optimists , they think the glass is half full.
I am a realist, I know that sooner of later, I am going to have
to wash that damned thing!
Nate and Barbara had really hit it off and at the end of the evening as
they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, Nate asked,
"Before we go any further, Barbara, tell me do you have any special
fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"
"As a matter of fact," smiled Barbara, "I do happen to have a foot fetish... but I suppose I'll settle for four or five inches."
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute
for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked the other.
The first guy replies, "Well, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle."
What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree
and the woman gets her master's.
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was
eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by
himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids
enjoyed a game of soccer at the other end.

Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"
"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation,
"I'm the goalie."
What’s black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A blonde electrician.
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter."
So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?".

To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches."
The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering.

Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had
the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his
love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate
to put back the six inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he
repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!
In school the lesson was about the word "contagious".
The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in
a sentence.

One girl raised her hand and said, "I had the chicken pox and I
couldn't go outside and play because it was contagious."

The teacher replied, "That was good. Can anyone else use contagious in
a sentence?"

One of the boys said, "I couldn't go over my friend's house because he
had a cold and my mother said it was contagious."

The teacher replied, "That's good. Anyone else?"

Little Johnny said, "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father
took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway."

The teacher was upset and said, "That was a horrible thing to do.
And besides, it has nothing to do with the lesson."

Johnny spoke up, "Yes it does. My father came in the house laughing,
saying it will take the contagious to shovel herself out."
When everything seems to go wrong... just P.U.S.H.!

When the job gets you down... just P.U.S.H.!

When people don't react the way you think they should... just

When your money looks funny and the bills are due... just P.U.S.H.!

When you want to curse them out for whatever the reason... just

When people just don't understand you... Just P.U.S.H.!

P.U.S.H - Pray Until Something Happens!!!!!