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I left Melbourne heading toward Sydney, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one.
I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall: "Hi, how are you doing?"
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me ... but anyway,
I answered--a little embarrassed:
"Not bad." Then stranger asked, "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird! But I said, "Well, just like you I'm driving east."
Then, I heard the stranger, sounding very upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back. There's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."
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A scantily dressed girl goes to confession, and tells the Priest
"Father,I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
"Do you mean like this?" He touches her arm.
"Yes, father."
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father he also touched my breasts.
"You mean like this?" He touches her breasts.
"Yes, father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes, father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father he then puts his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this?" He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Y-Y-Yes father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father, he has Herpes."
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!
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Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"
His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."
Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"
His mom says, "A raven, dear."
Little Johnny then says,
"Then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?"
His mom says, "A swallow!"
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A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey,I
have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.
When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here?
You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
virgin."

"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough
for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
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A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.
"Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says to the doctor.
"O.K.",says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old
guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
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"My, but you look different today Claudia," commented Rene to her coworker.
"Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look.
What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?"
"No!" replied Claudia. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."
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