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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Why do most men prefer women with big tits and tight twats?
Because most men have big mouths and small dicks.
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This Jewish lady, 75 yrs. old, went to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor told her she needed more activity and recommended sex three
times a week.
The woman responded: " You better tell my husband".

The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells the husband that
his wife needs to have sex three times a week.

The Husband, (80 yrs. old), says "Which days?"

The doctor says, "Monday, Wednesday and Friday."

The Jewish guy says, " I can bring her Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday she 'll have to take the bus"
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After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out really great for us! We gained 4 new families."

The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained 6 new families."

The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"
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Two farmer's wives were digging potatoes in the field.
One lady digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist.

She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Claude's balls."

The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his balls are that BIG!"

"No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!"
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Someone should came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a women can be at her best when she is at her worst
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A young couple were on their honeymoon in New England and
decided to stop at a historic graveyard to look around.
After a few moments and knowing glances, they stripped
off their clothes and went at it on a tomb.
The next day, the wife had a backache from her adventures and went to
see a doctor. The doctor asked her to strip and then examined her.
"How old are you my dear?" the doctor asked.
"I am 22". stated the wife, "why?"
The doctor replied, "Because on your ass it says that you were born in
1755."
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