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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Two guys are out drinking at the saloon late one night.
Tom : "Well, guess I'd better be going home."
Joe : "What's your rush, man. Little woman got you by the short hairs on a short leash?"
Tom : "Hell No ! I'm the boss in my house.
But my wife is the director of pussy."
What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans zipper?
When a woman unzips her pants her brains don't fall out!!
A representative for a condom company was on her way to an international condom convention. While rushing through the airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering condoms across the floor.
She noticed a passersby looking at her as she tried to get the condoms
back into her briefcase. "It's okay," she said. "I'm going to a convention."
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.
"Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this
"$100," answers the man.
"$100!" she shouts. "That's ridiculous, spending that much in one
"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, and you have your own pussy."
A blonde is standing on the bank of a lake, as she looks across the lake she sees another blonde. She yells across, "Hey, how do I get across the lake?"
The other blonde yells back, "YOU ARE ALREADY ACROSS THE LAKE!"
Why do blondes wear long hair?
To hide the air valve.
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."