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020627 - New TODAY PIX on www.solstikkan.has.it !!
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My ex-husband was temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental.
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It can buy you a House........... ..But not a Home
It can buy you a Bed................ .But not Sleep
It can buy you a Clock............. ..But not Time
It can buy you a Book........... ..But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position.............But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine...............But not Health
It can buy you Blood...................But not Life
It can buy you Sex.....................But not Love

So you see , money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because........... I am your Friend, and as your
Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..............

So send me all your money to me.
And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in
Korea for his first time. While the rest of the guys are out having a
jolly good time in the red light district of Pusan, our hero just can't
get up the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a good time.
He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a get laid plan.
One of the local girls approaches him and asks, "Wat is you name?"
He replies, "Rick Venus"
She says, "Lick Penus?"
He says, "Sure how much?"
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As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked,
"Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess?
Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around
in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
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One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins,
came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation and
stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who picked me up at a
bar and now I ask the Lord's forgiveness."
"Hallelujah!", cried the congregation.
She continued, "Two days ago, I slept with a young sailor, but now I ask the Lord's forgiveness."
"Hallelujah!", cried the congregation again.
"But tonight, because I have come here and done my penance, I will sleep with the Lord," she finished.
But before the congregation could respond, an old drunk in the back yelled out in a clear voice, "That's right momma, fuck 'em all."
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How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
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What did the blonde do when she broke her Tupperware?
Called the plastic surgeon.
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