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020711 - ****** 20 new pix on www.solstikkan.has.it *****
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Due to intense mind fog,
All thoughts have been grounded.
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings.
The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!
"Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not??!!"

The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"

Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY,
I said she was f-cking Goofy!"
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A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"

She says, "It's me lower mouth."

He says, "What do you mean, `your lower mouth'?"

She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a mustache...it's
got lips..."

He says, "'as it got a tongue in it?"

She says, "Not always.
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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar."
Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk
if it was correct. He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."
She said "That can't be right !"
The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right !! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."
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Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching
the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation
of the name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
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An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,"Giorgio" - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No.5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,
looking both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over and farts ....... "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
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There was a man who worked and worked and saved all his money. Never spending any of it, just saving it. He loved money. He was a miser and he worshipped his cash.

For years he kept telling his wife, "when I die, I want you to put my money in the casket with me; I want to have it for the afterlife."

The years passed and he kept idolizing his money and telling his wife to put the money in the casket with him. He even got a bible out and made his wife swear on the bible that she would put the money in his casket with him.

"Do you promise to put my money in the casket with me when I die?...
Do you PROMISE."
"Yes", the wife replied, "I promise to put all your money in your casket with you."

One day the man died and at the funeral the wife sat holding a gift wrapped box. She was sitting with her closest friend and quietly crying.
Just as the funeral director got ready to close the casket the wife
jumped up and said, "WAIT, I have something to put in the casket with him."
Then she gently placed the box in the casket.

When she returned to her seat her friend asked, "what did you put in the casket?" The wife answered, "he made me promise that I would put all his money in the casket with him when he died, so that he could have it in the afterlife."

The friend was astonished and said, "I KNOW you didn't do that!!"
The wife looked at her friend and said, "Well, you know I'm a Christian woman and I could not lie to him... so I did as I promised."

Her friend said, "girl, you are crazy!!" "I can't believe you put all
the money in the casket with him!!"

The wife quietly dabbed the tears from her eyes and said....
"I'm a Christian but not a damn fool...... I wrote him a check!!!
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