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When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."
"Why is that," the host asked?
"Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks ...anyone can!" she replied.
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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem ?" He
replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful ? My wife doesn't know about it yet."
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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first
lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before
starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy.
The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this
point,the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then
licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the
corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they
follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense
of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I
licked my index."
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Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because
her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.
The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.
She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.
"Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.
"I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied.
"Give me a look," said little Johnny.
She lifted her skirt and showed him.
"F--kin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding - some
bastard's cut off your cock!"
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A blonde and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and became bored.
"Hey, let's play a game" she said.
"What game?" was his bored reply.
"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."
"What if I can't find you?"
"I'll be behind the piano."
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A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for
the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was
waiting for a special delivery.
"No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
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