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My wife is temperamental --
90% temper, 10% mental.
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What's the difference between the Government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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A man is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be
when he grows up?"
"Yes, the dummy wants to be a garbage collector," the man replies.

To which his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career..."
"Yes, I suppose, but he thinks garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.
When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.
When they are 30, They can only stop at one station.
When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.
When they are 60, Forget about stopping, they can't even start
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What do you get when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention
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Q. 50 years ago, a bunch of white guys chasing a black guy was called the KKK. What's is called now?
A. The PGA Tour.
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Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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