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020905 - !!!! 20 new pix on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!
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"In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat,
15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per cent
said they didn't care they would have married him anyway!!"
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There's a German, a Frenchman, and a Polack on a train, and their
conversation turns to sex... They begin to ponder the shape of the
male sex organ, and in particular, what the head is for...

Says the German, "The head is there to please the man!" Says the
Frenchman, "No, the head is there to pleasure the woman!" Says the
Pole, "You guys are both wrong, it's there to keep your hand from
slipping off!!"
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Harry still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be seventy.
His wife was asked if she minded. She answerd. "Why should I be upset?
Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive!
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It’s Harold’s first day in the carpool. They honk the horn in front of
his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk
when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife’s foot tapping on the
porch.

He turns around and there she is, scowling at him. He runs back to the
steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the snatch, runs
back down the walk and hops in the car.

They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver,
can’t stand it. Burnett asks, Harold, it’s none of my business, but
why’d you kiss her down there?

Harold says, You wouldn’t believe her breath in the morning.
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One woman was complaining to her friend,
"My sex life is awful. My husband doesn't have the foggiest idea how to
make me come.
What's worse is, he gets mad when I try to tell him."
"Do what I did," 2nd gal replied. "I told my husband that I was
exactly like his Computer."
"Like his Computer?" replies the 1st woman.
"Yeah," the 2nd woman replied. "We both come with instructions."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
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If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building,which one would hit the
ground first??
The brunette..the blonde has to stop to ask for directions!!
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Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that."
"All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel.
You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if
she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!'
you hit her with the shovel!"
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