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What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?
A proctologist waits on one asshole at a time.
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Sanchez couldn't help noticing that Asher always has so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day, while having a couple of brewskis at the local bar after a hard day at the VW mothership, he asked Asher: "Just what the hell is your secret with women?"

Asher replied, "Well, Sanchez, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can make love forever!"

Sanchez took note of this unique technique and decided this was a good idea.

When he got home, he heard his girlfriend in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His girlfriend stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you, Asher?"
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What are lawyers good for?
They make car salesmen look good.
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes.
When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine to get his cigs.

While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl.
He has a few more beers and ends up in the girl's apartment having sex.
The next thing he know it's 3 a.m.!

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands and then leaves.
When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, met this beautiful blonde, went home with this girl, and slept with her."

"Let me see your hands!" she demands.
He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn fucking liar ... you were out bowling again, right
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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over the wall of the Alamo and saw all of those Mexicans coming at him?
I didn't know we were pouring concrete today!
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One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class "children, if know the answer, please raise your hand!
Tell me things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, mam!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?".
"How about a lollipop!" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!".
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer. Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny
answered, "I heard my mom say, 'turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it.'"
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They now say that tests on monkeys prove that HIV can be transmitted
through oral sex. What I want to know is, what weirdo was hired to blow
the monkeys ?
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There were three gay men sitting at a bar one night and they were grieving over their boyfriends' deaths.

The first guy said to the others, "Well, when my boyfriend died I scattered his ashes over the ocean because we both loved sailing and I just wanted one last sail with him."

And the other two said, "That's lovely."

The second guy then said, "My boyfriend and I loved adventure sports so I went skydiving and scattered his ashes into the air so he could have one last jump with me."

The other two then said, "That's beautiful."

Then the third guy, still thinking about what the other two had said, said "Well, I haven't scattered my boyfriend's ashes yet."

Then the third guy orders the hottest curry the bar has and two strong
beers. When he gets his curry, he sprinkles his boyfriend's ashes over
it and eats it all very fast, then drinks the beers.

The other two look mortified.

The first guy asks "You're eating him?!"

Aloud, the second guy wonders "Why aren't you scattering his ashes?"
So the third guy replied, "Well guys, I just wanted to feel him dribble
out my ass one last time."
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