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Soon after their wedding, the bride tells the groom, "Darling,
now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary."
"But honey," says the groom, "you used to be a secretary yourself."
"Yes," she replies, "that's why I want you to fire her."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
They're both extinct.
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There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench having a quiet
conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first lady immediately had a stroke.
Then the second lady also had a stroke.
But the third lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
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A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He is playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly
onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. Swept away.

She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries,
"Lord, how could you?
Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother?
Haven't I been a wonderful mother?
Haven't I kept a kosher home?
Haven't I given to B'nai B'rith?
Haven't I given to Hadassah?
Haven't I lit candles every Friday night?
Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you
would be proud of?"

A voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay!"

A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of
nowhereand crashes on the beach. As the water recedes,
the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around
as if nothing had ever happened.

The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson.
Are you satisfied?"

She responds, "He had a hat."
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The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Florida. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
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A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he
stepped inside. There was nobody in sight, and nothing there but an
empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".

He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35".
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that
read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".

Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night".

Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night"
and found himself back out on the street.

The moral of this story is:
"Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed".
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She was only the...

Barman's Daughter, But She Knew How To Pull Them.

Blacksmith's Daughter, But She Knew How To Forge Ahead.

Bookbinder's Daughter, But She Knew Her Way Between The Sheets.

Bootleggers Daughter, But I Loved Her Still.

Bricklayer's Daughter, But She Was Certainly Stacked.

Butcher's Daughter, But There Wasn't Much More She Could Loin.
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