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Cowboy gets captured by the Indians,
Chief tells the cowboy you get three wishes then I'm gonna kill you.
Cowboy says"I want to speak to my horse.
The cowboy goes over and whispers in the horses ear, the horse runs off
comes back and hour latter with this beautiful big busted blonde. The
cowboy takes the blonde into his tee pee and does his thing all night
long. The next morning the chief calls him in
and tells him, "you have two wishes left and then I'm
gonna kill you.

The cowboy says" I want to speak to my horse". The cowboy whispers
into the horses ear and the horse runs off. An hour later the horse
comes back with a beautiful brunette with bigger breast and
even more beautiful than the blonde. The cowboy takes her into his tee
pee an does his thing all night long.

The cheif calls him in the next morning and says"
You have but one wish left and then I'm gonna kill you.
The cowboy says "I want to speak to my horse again.
The cowboy walks over to the horse grapps the horse by the ear and
shouts"
THAT'S POSSY YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH, POSSY.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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JEWISH WISDOM
No one leaves a Jewish wedding hungry; but then again, no one leaves
with a hangover either.

Why spoil a good meal with a big tip.

Twenty percent off is a bargain; fifty percent off is a mitzvah.

The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.

If you don't eat, it will kill your mother and grandmother.
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Ken was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the
doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There
stood a gorgeous young woman.
"Oh my goodness," the pretty young thing exclaimed, "I'm at the wrong
house."
"Young lady, you may be at the right house," Ken assured her. "But
you're forty years too late."
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Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer
say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park...........", then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the
field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor
to plow with.

The farmer tells him "I don't need a tractor, I have three new ones at
the barn"

Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing
this field with that bull, asked the salesman ?

The farmer replied, "This is part of the bulls continuing education, I
am teaching him that there is more to farming than fucking and tearing
down fences.
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At the pub, a little blonde guy exchanged words with a big bald guy,
and it looked like they were about to go to blows.

"You've got a lot of nerve for such a shrimp!" snarled the big guy.

"Look, you big jerk," barked the little blonde guy.
"I'm not scared of anybody, or anything! I come from a long line of
jumpers. My great-grandfather jumped with no parachute from a balloon.
My grand- father jumped without a 'chute from a biplane. My
mother and father both jumped from a jet. And tomorrow, *I* jump from a
rocket!"

"You're crazy, you little twerp," said the big guy.
"You could get killed!"

"So what?" said the little blonde guy. "I have no family!"
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At the movie theater a man noticed a young woman sitting all by
herself.
He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was
fingering herself furiously.
He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help. She agreed, and
the man started fingering her like crazy. When he tired and
withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on
herself with both hands.

"Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly.
"You were great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!"
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More things you will never hear a man say.

* I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when
she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
* No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
* Better get ride of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at
them anymore.
* I understand.
* This movie has too much nudity.
* Damn, we're late for church.
* No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.
* Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
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