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021007 - do not miss 20 new pix on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!!
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I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
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The definition of a Jewish menage a trois?
Two headaches and a hard-on.
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This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?".
The owner replies, "He's such a f--king liar!
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up one finger if you have to pee pee, and hold up two fingers if you have to make ka ka.
The morning went fine as the children understood the system for going to the bathroom.

Mid-day, in the back of the classroom, little Johnny started to shout,
" Teacher !, Teacher...Quick give me a number...I have to fart ! "
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What's better than hugging a doggie?
Kissing a pussy!
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
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Organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the
majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate.
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"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model", the editor from the men's
magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black".
The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers.

"What the hell did you do that for!", he exploded.

She smiled sweetly and said "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."
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"My, but you look different today Claudia," commented Rene to her coworker.
"Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look.
What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?"
"No!" replied Claudia. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."
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Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One and were anxious to try it for the first time.

So the first blonde opens the can, the second blonde pours it into three glasses.

The third blonde eyes the three glasses suspiciously and says "I wonder which one has the calorie?"
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What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change
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What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor
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More things you will never hear a man say.

* I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when
she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
* No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
* Better get ride of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at
them anymore.
* I understand.
* This movie has too much nudity.
* Damn, we're late for church.
* No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.
* Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
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