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021013 - 21 new pix on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!
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I am passing this to you because it definitely worked for me, following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The Article said: "The way to achieve inner peace, is to finish all the things you've started".
So, today I have finished a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Red Wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Perma Frost, my entire supply of Prozac, a pint of Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and a large box of Chocolates. Damn... if I don't feel better already!

If you know anyone who is in need of inner peace, you'd be helping them by passing this message along to them.
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One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was very upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury.
They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.

They then decided to have a butler and, wanting the best, they traveled to London to hire one. They found the perfect butler through an agency and brought him back to their estate.

The day after his arrival, they instructed him to set up the dining room table for four, that they were inviting the Cohens to brunch. The couple then left the house to do some shopping.

When they returned, they found the table set for eight.
They asked the butler why eight, when they had specifically instructed him to set the table for four.

The butler replied.....
"The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Bagels and the Knishes."
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Do you know how they make baby smurfs?
They smuck.
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What is "smore play"?
It's what smurfs do before they smuck!!!
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After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old madam says, "All my girls are busy, but I'll take care
of you."

He says, "I'm desperate, so you'll do."

They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, "I may have winter in my hair, but I've got summer in my heart."

The sailor says, "Yeah, if you don't get a little more spring in your ass, we're gonna be here 'til Fall."
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When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Judy got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered."

"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

Startled, Judy exclaimed, "You mean twice around the park with my legs hanging out of the cab?"
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A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most out of a dime.

The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes.
He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime."

The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back!"
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work. After some careful consideration she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.

Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work.
He walks through the kitchen, places his lunch box down, and hears his wife say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."

Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic.
After a quick peek, he immediately says, "Leftovers again!"
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the
escalators for over four hours.
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