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Enjoy life! Theres plenty of time to be dead!!
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Did you hear about the new Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing, Entertain. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
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Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning when one of them, Ethel, noticed something funny about Mable's ear.

Ethel leaned across the table and whispered, "Mabel, did you know you have a suppository in your left ear?"

"I have?" Mabel gasped. "A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it in suprise, then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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What can make you feel really good or be very annoying?
A woman's mouth!
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A blonde goes to the gym and asks the instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
The instructor looked at her and asked "how flexible are you?"
"Well" said the blonde, " I can't make Tuesdays".
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What's the difference between a blonde and a pot head?
A pothead stops being too stupid by not inhaling.
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A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent,
the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
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The four stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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