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What is a ghost's favorite ride at the midway?
A roller ghoster!
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about
where he got it.
He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river andinto a forest of
trees.
Finally he slowed down, and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!" the bats all screamed in frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "BECAUSE I FU--KING DIDN'T !!"
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What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
Tired Blood!!
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There was a costume party at a mental hospital;
the theme of the party was war.
The first person comes up onto the stage and says,
"I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb."
Again, there's applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says,
"I'm dynamite."
Everybody runs away hysterically.
When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"
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What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party.

She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.

"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.

"This is it," replied his wife.

"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the husband.

"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."

The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis.

"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the wife.

"I am a fire alarm," he replied.

"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.

"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire, break the glass, pull a few times, and I come."
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Why did the Witch cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off! Booo!
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her
red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
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Is it true that witches are afraid of dead bodies?
Of corpse it is!
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Why does the Mummy keep his Band-Aids in the refrigerator?
He wants to uses them later for cold cuts!
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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
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What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin with a Jack-o-lantern.
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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a Halloween party,
and I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf.

But he says, "Not big enough!"

So she brings out a bigger one.

"Still not big enough!"

So she brings out a HUGE fig leaf.

"Still not big enough!" he proudly tells her.

So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
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Top ten signs that you're too old to trick or treat:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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