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How can you tell if you're in a lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have any balls.
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Little Johnny is dressed as a pirate for Halloween. He knocks on the door of a house and a lady answers. She says, "Well, well little boy, what are you supposed to be?"

Little Johnny says, "I am a pirate."

She says, "Well--where are your buccaneers?"

"Right here under my bucken hat," replies Little Johnny
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When one of the prostitutes passed away, all the working girls moped disconsolately around the house.

"Good old Gloria," lamented one. "She could handle twenty men a night, drink a fifth of whiskey and still have the strength to roll five drunks."

Hearing this, one of the others burst into tears.
"Why is it," she sobbed, "that a girl has to die before anyone says anything nice about her?"
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Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to a sex shop for a remedy. The clerk hands him a little purple can and says, "This is Stay-Hard spray ... put on a little and you can go all night!"

Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and waits eagerly for bedtime. Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however, the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.

The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down on the counter, and snaps, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't suppose your hid this stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."
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Up at the head table in the cafeteria, one of the Nuns had placed a big bowl of bright red, fresh, juicy apples. Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, "Take only one. Remember, God is watching."

At the other end of the table was a bowl full of freshly baked
chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven. Beside the bowl, a little note scrawled in a child's handwriting which read,
"Take all you want. God's watching the apples."
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DIETS:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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