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021113 - !!! missed the new pix @ www.solstikkan.has.it ????
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between
five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
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What do you get when you play country-western songs backwards?
You get your wife back, your house back, your dog back, and you sober up.
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You can't have everything, where the heck would you put it?
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A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people. Consider that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people.

"Now, what does it mean to you?"

After a moment of silence, a student raised his hand.

"Yes, David," the teacher said, "what does it mean?"

David replied,"It means that the Jews had to suffer without Chinese food for 1,067 years."
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Did you hear about the women who went fishing with a group of men?
She came back with a red snapper!
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"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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