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021115 -- !!! mini 2 already on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!
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My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.

"I want a good picture, so try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder."

The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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What's the difference between a Jewish mother and an elephant?
Elephants eventually forget.
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If Tarzan and Jane were Polish, what would Cheetah be?
The smartest of the three.
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The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said:
"Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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John was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife.
He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary.
She fumed, "John! John!! Put down that paper and let's talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today.
What do you suggest?"
John put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared
for a moment into the distance, then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"
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That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if you
wore me I'd be cumming on you too.
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This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand
onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does
without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she
says.
So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she
says,
"Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire
hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of
me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands",
commands the girl.

"I can't", says the guy.

The girl looks at him and says, "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
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One night Tom, "the blonde", was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tom and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tom put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Tom's pockets and searched him. All the
thief could find on Tom was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tom why he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tom replied,
"I thought you were after the $500 I've got in my shoe!"
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There were three buddies talking at lunch about the night before. The first guy says, "Man, we drank way too much. I got out of the cab and barfed all over the front lawn. Boy, was the wife ever pissed."

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk I drove the car right through the back of the garage. I didn't even know it until I came out this morning to go to work."

The third guy says, "You guys don't know what drunk is. I came home last night and I blew chunks."

The first guy says, "I told you I threw up all over the place."

The third guy says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."
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