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My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he told
her she couldn't make love. I've known this for years I want to know how he found out!
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Handsome Vinnie had a great vacation visiting the back room of every gay bar on Castro Street, but it left him somewhat worse for wear. When he got home he called up a friend who practiced homeopathic medicine and complained that his rectum was terribly swollen and tender. The friend
recommended making a poultice of herbal tea leaves and applying it to the area.

It did relieve the irritation a bit, but the next morning found Vinnie still in considerable discomfort, so he hobbled over to the office of a
proctologist who served the gay community. In the examining room, the
good-looking fellow bent over and spread his cheeks. The doctor clucked
sympathetically and started investigating.
"Well, Doctor?" asked Vinnie after a few minutes had passed. "What's
the diagnosis?"
"It's not completely clear, darling," admitted the proctologist, "but
the tea leaves recommend a Caribbean cruise for the two of us."
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Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.
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A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was carrying out a survey.
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" said the woman smiling.
"Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?"
"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable, especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"!
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Two guys are sitting at a bar when, "THUMP!" "THUMP!", this 500 lb. fat woman walks by.
"Hey Joe," one guy says, poking his friend with his elbow, "what do you
think of her, huh?"
Joe looks around and sees the woman, and comments, "Oh, I'd say she's a 7."
"A 7!?" shouts his friend in disbelief, "Do you need some glasses, man?
You're not drunk all ready, are you?"
"No," says Joe, "I was talking about the Richter Scale."
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What's the difference between a wife, a nympho, and a hooker?
The nympho says "You're done already?"
The hooker says "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find a gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
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An old man made it shakily through the door to Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch, outside Reno, Nevada. The receptionist stared at him. "You gotta
be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you looking for?"
"Ain't this the famous Mustang Ranch? Ain't this where you got forty-five girls ready-n-able?"
The receptionist looked perplexed. "Ready for what?"
"I want a girl," the old man rasped. "I wanna get some action."
"How old are you, Pop?" she asked.
"Ninety-two," he replied.
"Ninety-two? Pop, you've HAD it!"
"Oh," said the old man, a little disconcerted as his trembling fingers
reached for his wallet. "How much do I owe you?"
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