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Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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Chadwick's girlfriend got a new job as a receptionist at the local sperm bank. One of her duties is to say to the donors as they are leaving: "Thanks for coming and come again!"
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A guy walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"

She said, "Do you like sex?"

He said, "Of course I like sex."

She said, "Do you like to travel?"

He said, "Yeah, I love to travel."

She said, "Then f**k off."
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Johnny, age 6, attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as he father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."

Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.

"Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy
Mom!"
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A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned.
"From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested
plastic companion," she said.
"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.
"That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual!"
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD,
I left the baby on the bus again!"
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There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts
back, "You are on the other side."
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science &Nature."

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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