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I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving
too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
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Ben Franklin wanted the turkey, not the eagle, to be the U.S. national
symbol. He considered the eagle a "bird of bad moral character" because
it lives by being a shrewd thief.
Franklin Roosevelt tried to change the Thanksgiving holiday date to the
next-to-last Thursday in November in order to create a longer Christmas
shopping season, but was forced to move Thanksgiving back to its
original date because of negative public response.
The heaviest turkey ever raised weighed in at 86 lbs, about the size of
a large German Shepherd. It was grown in England.
When Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin sat down to eat their first meal
on the moon, their foil food packets contained roasted turkey and all
of the trimmings.
Turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining.
Turkeys in fields near the Air Force test areas over which the sound
barrier was broken were known to drop dead from the shock of passing
jets.
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What's the definition of a computer nerd?
A man who knows 4,560 ways to have sex, but doesn't know any girls.
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Why did the blonde stop wearing a training bra?
The wheels were irritating her armpits.
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What happens when you fall in love with:
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
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