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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
He says to her, "What's going on?"
She say's, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"
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If you speak three languages, you're trilingual.
If you speak two languages, you're bilingual.
If you speak one language, you're American
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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.
Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression...
In America we call it golf.
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A man and his wife were havin