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Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says "I must tell you
something: We have a case of gonorrhea!"
A nun in the back says, "Thank God, I am tired of Zinfandel!"
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In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15
percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per cent said
they didn't care they would have married him anyway
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What is the difference between stress and tension?
Tension is when your wife is pregnant and stress is when your secretary
is pregnant.
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