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A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pigmy standing beside a very large dead beast.
Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"
The pigmy answered, "Yes."
The hunter then asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"
Said the pigmy, "I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."
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One night, Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife.
"How lovely, dear," she said. "What's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you," he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
The next night Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love to her.
"I'm awfully tired, honey," said his wife. "Can I have a rain-check?"
Every night for a week Jerry brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was "no". Finally he came home carrying six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable, Jerry!" she exclaimed. "What are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead pussy."
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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him,
"I have some very bad news for you.
I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."
So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?"
The doctor tells the patient.
"Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths.'
"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"
"Probably not ... But at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt!"
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Bubba from the lower valley decided he wanted to get married, and brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa over grits and gravy the other night.
"Bubba," Ma said, "you can't get married yet. Why, you're the baby of the family."
"But Ma," Bubba protested, "I had my 38th birthday jest last week."
"We know that, Bubba," Pa chimed in. "But your Ma and me think you
should put off getting married until after you graduate from high school."
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Wife: Oh, come on. Please?
Husband: Leave me alone.
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it.
Husband: There. Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it youself.
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