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020707 - !! 20 NEW PIX on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!
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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Ray, and I am an alcoholic"?
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Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
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What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea.
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First Guy: "Hey, if you went camping with another guy and woke up with Vaseline around your butt hole, would you tell anyone?"
Second Guy: "Hell no!"
First Guy: "Want to go camping?"
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Two old guys were sitting on a bus bench when a good looking young blonde with a short skirt got off.
One old guy says to the other Boy I sure would like to get a piece of that.
The other old guy says yeah, me too but mine just doesn't work anymore.

The other one says don't you know how to keep that thing working?
He says no, how do you do that?
The other old guy says you have to eat a lot of french bread.

So this guy goes the the store and buys 100 loaves of french bread.
When he gets up to the checker she tells him don't you know thats going
to get hard before you eat all that?
And he says Oh! you've heard about that too!
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The black guy noticed that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face.
He asked him one day "Man, how come you always come to work with a smile on your face every day?"

The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."
Amazed the black guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.

"That's easy," the white guy said.
"I just tell her the same poem when I wake up:
Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and making love to you!"

Well, determined the black guy decides to take his friends advice. The next day the black guy shows up to work just all beat to hell, black eyes,broken nose, fat lip, the works.
The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you!"

The black guy says "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice."
"Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked.

The black guy replied:
"Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat ass over, 'd do you like a dog!
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Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer
replied, "Ma'am... that's your Pine Tree Air Freshener!"

One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said,
"Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost
had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of
me.
I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
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YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF...
A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pullin' weeds.
A night on the town includes city jail.
All of your relatives' cars have "Tag Stolen" signs in the rear window.
All your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.
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