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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
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Why do rednecks like the "doggie style" position?
That way they can both watch Nascar.
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A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the
field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor
to plow with.
The farmer tells him "I don't need a tractor, I have three new ones at
the barn"
Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing
this field with that bull, asked the salesman ?
The farmer replied, "This is part of the bulls continuing education, I
am teaching him that there is more to farming than fucking and tearing
down fences.
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You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.
You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.
Weight Watchers demands your resignation.
You nod one chin and two others second the motion.
You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep.
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An Italian man, a Jewish man and a Polish man were all talking about their teenage daughters.

The Italian says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".

The Jew says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".

Then the Polish man speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms.
I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock".
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Little Johnny asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, he approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."
"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny thanked her and went back to his search.
A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite distraught. "I just can't find it." he said.
"What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked.
Replied Little Johnny, "Tequila Mockingbird."
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Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. On this particular day they caught over 50 fish. The first blonde turned to her friend and said, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow."

The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, the first blonde said, "You did you mark the spot, right?"

Her friend replied, "Yeah, I painted a big X on the bottom of the boat."

The first one said, "You fool! What if we don't get that same boat today?"
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How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door.
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A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of
her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to

profit from it. So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as
the cars passed the house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the
car a place to stay for the night. Then as soon as the man was asleep,
he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold
a sign up saying "$50 or I'll bite hard!".

Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.

Well one day a yankee broke down, and had to stay the night.
Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she

is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "$50 or I'll bite." The
yankee just smiled and said "$100 or I'll piss!"
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