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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate.
When the preacher saw a $100 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced, "Who ever put the $100 bill in the plate please stand up."

A gay man stood up and said, "I did."

The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him and him!"
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The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and
her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says,
"Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is exposed."
"Oh. my God", says the blonde. "I left the baby on the bus!"
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One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.
She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.
The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs". "No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the
crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look."
"After examining the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have
fruit flies."
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The difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching and the other's a chimpanzee.
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A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me.
Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"
"Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."
"That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know."
"Not if you're going to watch TV. there ain't," she replied.
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This lady reporter was doing a interview at an Indian reservation. She came to an Indian with one feather in his head dress '
she ask; why do you have only one feather?
The Indian replied; Me have only one wife to which the reporter said I see.
She came to an Indian with six feathers in his head dress 'she ask why do you have six feathers to which the Indian replied
'Me have six wives tthe reporter replied I see.
She came to the cheif who had a head dress full of feathers.
She ask why do you have a head dress full of feathers?
The chief said me fuckem all big tall short small 'Me fuckem all '
The reporter said Oh Dear, the chief replied Oh no me fuckem no deer them run to fast.
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"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

"Hmmm....I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate.

"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?"

"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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