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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he
has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest
shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I
swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does!"
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What do you get when you mix prune juice with holy water?
A religious movement!!!
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A man bumps into a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer."
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood. But what about the
leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, I had to chase him all the way through the park..."
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Did you hear about the new Jewish game show?
The Price Is Too Much.
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An old guy came home in the middle of the day to find his young, blonde wife standing in the middle of their flooded deluxe
apartment wearing only a G-string and high heels.
"What happened here?" he asked. "The entire apartment is flooded!"
His wife said, "I think the waterbed burst."
Just then a naked guy floated by. "Who's that!" demanded the husband.
"I dunno," his beautiful bride responded. "Would you believe a lifeguard?"
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
That's where you clean vegetables.
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Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are
wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs.
One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they eat dogs in
America?"
"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as
they do."
They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says,
"Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
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Why are American masturbators so patriotic?
When they yank their doodle, they feel dandy.
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Q: Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine & skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth & lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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