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The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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What's worse than an achy breaky heart?
an itchy bitchy wife.
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How can you identify the Polack at a Cock fight?
He's the one who brought the duck.
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How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight?
He's the one who bets on the duck.
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How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight?
If the duck wins, they are.
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One day a door-to-door salesman knocked on a door. Little Johnny answered the door and the salesman asked if his mother was home.
Little Johnny said "No, she is at the whore house."
The bright salesman asked if she was a prostitute, and the little boy
replied, "No, she is a substitute. She only works Wednesdays and Fridays during the rush."
The salesman said, "Well I'll be a son-of-a-bitch."
The little boy said, "Well, I'm one too, but I don't go around knocking
on doors telling folks."
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is
that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would
appreciate in value after your death.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.
"What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside
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LADIES....PAY ATTENTION!!
Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:

1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

2) If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five
porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.

4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the
treadmill.

5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

6) Intercourse prevents divorce.

7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of
brain cells.

8) Sex eliminates headaches.

9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man
hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your
lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
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