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021209 - !!! www.panda-sonic.has.it have new bad luck !!!!
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Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
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A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"

"I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened his door and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"

"Hey, Pal," she retorted. "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to mother."
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How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
From the snoring.
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A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.
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A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious.
Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response.
Then he rubs her wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth.
The gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy takes another tack.
He unbuttons the girl's blouse,and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, he begins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts.

The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her nipples stiffening,
and finally her eyes flutter open.

"Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's hands, still massaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of such a novel way to revive me?"

"It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there kept shouting,
"Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!
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Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.
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021209 - !!! www.panda-sonic.has.it have new bad luck !!!!
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