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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of
her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"
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A Mother was getting old and was bed ridden, so the doctor told the son to warm her up a glass of milk every night to help her sleep.
Well they had to milk the cow and warm the milk, so the son thought if he was to just put in a little brandy it would surely help her sleep.
Then when she was going for the worse and as she was speaking her last words to her son she said "Son whatever you do.....DON'T SELL THAT
COW!!"
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Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.

He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

"Johnny, I will not continue till you put you hand over your heart."

Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"

"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."
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When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement.

So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this.

The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest and takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice "I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am a Cherokee".

The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest, takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice, "I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son,
you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a Comanche".

The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last little Indian boy to stand up. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest, takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Fuckawee".

The teacher looks dumb founded. She says "I don't think
there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee."

The little boy says, "My Father and I walked for many days and many nights. And many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around. "He said
'Hmm, where the Fuckawee?'"
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Always give 100% at work:

12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
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