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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised
at how many re-enlist.
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A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"
The mother replied, "I don't know, son, I never met your father's folks."
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Some people are funny. They spend money they don't have, to buy things
they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
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The four stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents
with her maid.
"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.
"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.
The woman frowned icily. "He doesn't really need that. A butler never
entertains. He'll get a tie."
The maid grimaced, but said only, "What about a dress for Jenny, the
serving girl?"
The woman frowned again. "She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll
only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron."
The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing
At her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband.
"I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?" the
maid replied.
"Of course," the woman replied.
"Then what about three more inches?", said the maid.
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